{"id":96522,"date":"2019-08-11T14:34:00","date_gmt":"2019-08-11T13:34:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.robertpeake.com\/?p=96522"},"modified":"2019-08-11T14:34:05","modified_gmt":"2019-08-11T13:34:05","slug":"alas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.robertpeake.com\/archives\/96522-alas.html","title":{"rendered":"Alas! [Poem]"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed-youtube wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/Cs3voOIkDUs?rel=0\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen=\"\"><\/iframe><noframes><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=Cs3voOIkDUs\">*|YOUTUBE:[$vid=Cs3voOIkDUs]|*<br \/>Click to watch<\/a>\n<\/noframes><\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Alas!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Poor Yorick&#8221; my ass. I got off easy.<br \/>\nHeredity is kindest when it&#8217;s short.<br \/>\nLet the forest weep, the poisoned king<br \/>\ndream of pythons and immovable heaven.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>We who carry princes on our backs<br \/>\nstoke another&#8217;s brawny passion,<br \/>\ninfected, jaw-to-toe, with fatigue<br \/>\nand a double-helping of soreness.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The thicket&#8217;s the ticket to catch<br \/>\nthe breeches of the riding dauphin,<br \/>\nscratch off a flea for quick relief<br \/>\nand a momentary cigarette break.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Even my skull has become your souvenir.<br \/>\nRemember me fondly, parasite.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Poor Yorick&#8221; my ass. I got off easy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":96523,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[3,1268,5,9,1275,14],"tags":[1274,1026,1284],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.robertpeake.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/96522"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.robertpeake.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.robertpeake.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.robertpeake.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.robertpeake.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=96522"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.robertpeake.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/96522\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.robertpeake.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/96523"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.robertpeake.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=96522"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.robertpeake.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=96522"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.robertpeake.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=96522"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}