the real secret to my success<\/a>. <\/p>\nThis doesn’t just apply to technology, folks. Any poem I attempt that takes more than two minutes to write gets likewise round-filed. Clearly, haiku is about all I have time for, and usually without all that restrictive syllable-counting nonsense. <\/p>\n
Speed poetry, like speed chess? Now there’s a perverse thought.<\/p>\n
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I deeply regret to inform you that my illustrious colleague Eric Mack has revealed the real secret to my success. This doesn’t just apply to technology, folks. Any poem I attempt that takes more than two minutes to write gets likewise round-filed. Clearly, haiku is about all I have time for, and usually without all …<\/p>\n
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