Physics for Poets* Final Exam

Question 7:

A cannonball is launched at an angle
of repose across a bee-loud
glade with a force of will and mass
of saints. When it arrives,
what will Newton be feeling?

Hint: be sure to express your answer in pounds per square inch and/or iambic pentameter. One point extra credit for rhyming couplets.

* Sorry, Merlin.